Gretchie Verse Summa

 Dear M: I think just for you I am going to rent "Steel Magnolia's" and then I am going to go out and find some ladies like these.....I wonder how many miles I would have to travel ?

Dear Aunt K: I was thinking about you today. Wondering if you liked your trip to the UK. Did Berkeley win ?  Did you get to do some sightseeing. Come out here for a week...could be fun you know !

You used to be so adorable !!

Dear PM David Cameron: Really the whole Murdoch thing ? Did you know how much I used to love and respect you ? No, now those days are over. Politicians and World Leaders are now crap on my list. Dude how could you disappoint me so ? If I am wrong tell me...Hope you are enjoying your holiday on the Italian Rivera. I'm going to Portugal. How do you feel about that ??

Dear Momma Mia: I am going to Portugal. Why ? Because after all that hoopla last summer I thought why not ? I think it's something I need to do. I just have to not lose my passport :)

Dear Portugal: So, I am going to visit you soon. I am supporting your economy, I am sure you are delighted. So, I was wondering because I am, can I have a discount on a fabulous hotel room ? Can you make sure the weather is perfect too ? Really I need some R&R.

not our pool....

Dear E&A: I wish swimming really wiped you out..it wipes me out. I am sorry that the pool does not provide enough entertainment for you. How do you think I feel about it ?

Dear Alice the Puppy: So,  you are fixed. I could have sworn that someone told me that you would mellow out ? So far you are just as wild as ever.

Dear Tara: Yes, I am calling my house Tara....Tara I am turning off as many lights as I can. Just so I can keep cool and so you won't cause us to have a $200 electricity bill. We are supposed to be saving money and not spending it !!

Dear S: School starts soon...I can't wait !!! You are driving me NUTSO ! No, really you are !!