Notes to the GretchieVerse

Dear Mar, Shal, Mini F and Cher thanky thanky so much for such a fabulous party. I had the BEST time !! I am glad you love Cyn just as much as I do. Caroline, those buttons were to fabulous as well. In fact, I believe your mum needs one so she can wear it at work. You never know who will suddenly fall in love and want to get me a job there !!

Dear Alikona : Where are you ? I miss you !! Will I see you before I leave ? Rah Rah says she wants a cat, I say no way. Should  I just start jumping on her lungs and choking her at the same time to let her know what it feels like to be allergic to cats.

Momma Mia: Don't feel too bad about me moving to Atlanta. There are four consulates in Atlanta. One of them is Brazil. If I can learn Portuguese I can work there. 
Dear Allied: We have decided to use you...despite how evil wicked you are. I need to be able to take our beds and furniture with us. Honestly, how could you do this to us, not as if we are going through  a lot of crap right now.

Dear Rah Rah: Elementary School is almost over. Love and embrace it while you can. Middle School is horrible. My WORST memories of school are in Middle School. Beware of the hormonal tweens !! Those girls are EVIL !! I will get you an acting class so you can learn how to bite back.

Dear T: I am glad we had our conversation last night. Sorry I am such a train wreck :(

"Well she was attractive"

Dear Mr. Strauss-Kahn: You look like a pervert...Really you are not guilty ?

Okay, it was a little lie....

Dear Mr. Edwards: Okay, I admit I thought you to be a very handsome man. Why why do men have to cheat on their wives?  You don't like having a wife?  Divorce her and get a f'ing maid !!

Dear Steve Martin: I will never EVER regret adding you to twitter. You are hilarious !!  Wish you lived closer, like next door !! I could learn to play the banjo !!

Dear Mark Malkoff: You are THE nicest celebrity I have ever met ! Why ? I want a 6 pk abs !!! I want to live in IKEA for a week ! I want to live on an airplane !! So, uh...you wanna be my friend too ? Like Steve Martin ? I'll learn to play banjo, fly in an airplane and sing it in Portuguese :)