Dear Garage: I have no idea what your floor looks like anymore. It's just a creepy nightmare....worse than my stained carpets !
Dear Hotlanta: I spent most of my day organizing, crying, and preparing to go live there. I saw "Gone with the Wind" last week. You know, I thought I had seen it before, but I hadn't. I didn't remember Scarlett marrying Rhett Butler. I also didn't remember going out into the red Hotlanta sunset and saying that she was going to get him back. Scarlett was crazy crazy ! Well, she reminds me a lot of myself. The maid cracked me up ! If I could have a maid, she would be it ! Not a slave....a maid.
Dear Economist: How goes it ? Thank you so much for my lovely postcard. Although, I would love to come to San Francisco and visit your cartoonist, I just don't see it happening. Don't take it personally, my life is insane right now.
Dear T: I can't imagine the insanity ending.
Dear Alice the puppy: Although you are now one...you are totally crazy ! Thank you so much for ripping the curtains and bolts out of the wall. When we bring you to Hotlanta we will invite you to the great outdoors !
Dear S: Sorry you hurt your knee.
Dear Stacey: You'll be happy for me when I move. Think of all the other friends who will suffer because of my forgetfulness. I am going to miss you ! I am going to miss having our gift exchanges. We need to do a cupcake run before I leave. I haven't had a fabulous cupcake in FOREVER !!!
Dearest Alikona: Sarah's 2nd grade teacher just went to Paris. Apparently, she was offered a ring as well. If that ever happens to be again, I am going to laugh and then beat the crap out of that gypsy with my handbag or my iPad. What ever I happen to be carrying at the time.
Dearest Ladies Night Out Key Chain: Where are you ? I have been looking for you for months. I need you back. Having one car key stinks. Having one car stinks.....
Dear Target Card: Where are you ? I wonder if you are with my other things that are lost ? Maybe you hang out together and chat how I lost you ? You know like...like Toy Story. If my Target Card could talk...what would it say ?? What would it sound like ?
Dear Blog: I am so fried I am having the worst time trying to write !! Hotlanta is sucking the life out of me....
2 comments:
My friend went to Paris and she had the ring thing happen as well.
to the gretchie-verse...wish i were there to watch gone with the wind in prep for Hotlanta! Missing you and sending you many xoxo! luv, trina
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