Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear S: I know you puked and I am sure that your sick, but you know....you aren't totally behaving sick and I am sure that I don't believe you. You ate your In and Out Burger....hmmm....not cool not cool at all.

Dear Stacey: Thanky for understanding the illness of my child, or the fake illness of my child. I am having little or no understanding at this point. I delivered twins by having my stomach sliced open....there was no sympathy at this house.....

Dear T: I am afraid to fly, and since we have never flown together flying...I am even more scared. I have a feeling I am really going to be hating your guts after this trip.

Dear David Cameron: David (AKA PM David Cameron ) Did you hear that I am returning to the UK. Do you have time to set up and interview for me ? Did I tell you if you pay me well enough I can live in Pimlico? If you don't pay me so well then I have to go to Marylebon and transfer to the Pimlico station. Anyway, just call me you have my digits...or someone in the secret service does. 

Dear UK: Yes, it's true that I am coming. Yet, I feel like since I have seen almost everything but a handful of museums.....I want to travel even more abroad. No, not like Botswana or Jordan or Libya. Like Spain or Greece or Italy. I hope you don't feel too offended. After all I do worship your ground :) 

Dear Lenore: Where are you ? Busy dating I suppose...young love will do that to you ! I am glad you are happy, but I would like to see you before I go. Lenore why must everything be exclusive to church ?? What's wrong with my humble abode ?

Dear NEURO Company: Did you know that I bought a lot of your products not realizing that they do a whole bunch of things other than just knocking me out ??? I am drinking NEURO Bliss and my kids and my puppy are not making the experience blissful.

Dear E&A: Why did you rip out the curtain hardware out of the wall. I was what 2 minutes in the bathroom. I just have no idea what to do with you. Tomorrow you are going to preschool and sleeping there !! I am not going to pity your weee tears of unhappiness. The momma lama is taking a break regardless !!