Notes to the GretchieVerse

Dear Bananagrams: Thank you for adding me as one of your top world players...it was a fluke a total fluke.
Dear Stacey: I'm going to miss you. I think you need to come to Hotlanta and help me decorate my pad. You can bring Shannon along too..actually bring everyone with you ;)
Dear Gala: It was totally fun and yet although I did not consume any alcohol I am still tired. Did you put something in those cookies ?? Hmmm....
Dear Washer and Dryer: Why did you have to break down 4 months before we are outta here ? I have very much appreciated all of your years of service to my family of 3 and then 5. Especially near the end of your life when we got Alice the dog. I am sure you washed enough urine saturated linens and rags which is most likely what killed you. Sorry about that....I swear that puppy knows exactly what she is doing.
Dear Sears Dude: Thank you for your whirlwind tour of Whirlpools, Kenmores, etc. We will never be able to fit those cute front loading machines in our house. We will have to wait.
Dear Ducky Wash and Dry: Okay, when are you empty ? The nite scene there is pretty scary. I just want to do my 5 loads of laundry and get outta there. Maybe if I don't take a shower for a week and look homeless people will KEEP AWAY.
Dearest M: I am buying a book on how to write a book. Then I will be famous. Then I will travel Europe selling my book. Then I will take C as my nanny and leave her in Rome. Then I will move to the UK and stay there and  fly you in bi monthly and introduce you to David Cameron. I have a feeling that man is going to be hanging out at my flat in Pimlico. Wishing he had hired me for his PR person on his Twitter account years ago. David dude you are missing out on the best adventure of your life. Hire me now so you don't have to regret it later. 
Dear Portugal: Yes, I have pretty much eliminated anything and everything that has to do with your country, your people, your Twitter, and your language out of my life. I must say with the exception of this blog. Deolinda stays here and will not be deleted. I am sure that you are truly a lovely country. You are beautiful. I have seen your beaches, your resorts, your homes, your palaces and your mountains. I have glanced at your casinos and your golf courses. It's just best that Gretchie Love keep away. Well, unless of course I am on my book tour. Then I will just have to come over.
Dear Economist: Well,  I have been addicted to Banana Grams and have had no or little time to read this weeks issue. I must say though, I can not believe you wrote an article about the Mormon church and failed to mention me in it. Economist, I am a really REALLY cool open minded Mormon. You should have talked to me about politics and other such matters of importance. Because really on a global level I am really really important.  Could you tell me about Mr. Huckabee...I don't get it..
Dear Northern Africa: What the heck ? Your leaders just need to let go and stop killing people. I find it quite disappointing and disgusting. Why can't you be nice ? Why do your leaders have to be assholes ?  Where is the love ?
Dear Hugh Laurie: I dreamed about you last night. We were at a church and I was sitting next to you holding your arm and sleeping. It was rather nice. I haven't watched you in ages. I have a lot of seasons to catch up on . Why have you never used your accent on that show ?