Dear Mr. Cameron: I want to tell my friend I am moving to London to work at the House of Parliament. Can you please arrange for this to happen. I don't want to be a liar. Oh and by the way I have decided to follow you on Twitter because you follow me. Why do you do that ? Do you really read every one's tweets ? See !! You have a job for me...and I just invented it. Twitter...Twitter Liaison.
Dear Suwanee: We have decided that we are living in your city. It seems like a nice place to be. Although, you don't have a Target or a Costco. You do however have a Starbucks and like I said it is civilized enough for me. I checked out your rentals...amazing ! 4 bedrooms...what to do ??
Dear Portugal: Okay, I blog about you..and suddenly I see that someone in your country has checked my blog. I am amazed though, because suddenly whoever it was that checked it out was gone. What does that mean ? Why does it suddenly disappear from my Stats ? Oh well, maybe you do want me to visit ? I give myself 3 nights 4 days. 25% sightseeing and the rest BEACH ! I miss the ocean ! I'm a Pacific Girl moving over to the Atlantic....wow never really thought about that.
Dear T: Okay, I am really frustrated on a lot of levels. So frustrated I can't share them. So frustrated I can't even tell you. I just want outta here...now :(
Dear Stacey: I have decided to give up caffeine. I will survive but dang will I get sick of water ? Jesus drank water and wine...not fair !
Dear Global Affairs: Okay, now that you have accepted me into your circle...I have nothing to contribute. I am still trying to figure out Libya. It's best that I not become a world leader right now. Maybe I should just stick to leading my kids.
Dear Kristin: I am trying to think about what to do with my uniform ? I need a top that covers my arms . Can you imagine me in Suwanee with my uniform ? If I accidentally answer the door with that on...people will think I'm on crack ?
Dear Mr. Jimmy: Okay I sent your center a letter a few days ago and have had no response. Perhaps Mr. Jimmy you need me more than David Cameron.
Dear Peanut P: If you actually added me as a friend on FB I will promise to go into coma. Something tells me, it ain't going to happen. Then again Phil added me and that shocked the heck out of me !!
Dear GB PTA and Eagle Board and DII Ward: I have an announcement to make. I am moving to Hotlanta specifically Suwanee. Just so you know, just so when you ask me to do things next year....I'll be there not here. It was a pleasure serving you :)
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