Dear former President Mubarak: A wee bit stubborn were you not ? I am delighted that you are gone now. Now I am just looking forward to the next chaos in the world brought to you by CNN.
Dear Economist: I am very sorry but I have neglected the past few issues due to the fact that I am solo parenting and my house is officially up for sale. Remind me the next home we buy....just stay in there forever. Open House is going to SUCK :(
Dear Rah Rah: You know what ? Today you were really cool....I like that !
Dear E&A: I know that you are unaware of what it means to have open house. That strangers will be walking through our home.....going through our drawers and checking out our shower stalls. Could you please just try and keep it clean ?
Dear Valentines Day: Despite all the chocolate and flowers...I am bummed to spend it alone at home with my girls. Where is the love ???
Dear Analytics: I just don't understand why you disappeared ? Was it the content of my blog ? Was it the picture I have posted of the The Queen Mother and Bertie ? Was it the 10k page views ? Was it notes to the Gretchieverse ?
Dear Bay Area: I am going to miss you. I look at the Hills of Mt. Diablo and wonder will Hotlanta be able to top it ? The green and lush San Ramon Valley ? Will I have allergies in Hotlanta ? Bay Area I am going to miss the smell of the Pacific Ocean. I am going to miss the streets and hills of San Francisco. I am going to miss our Lt. Governor Gavin Newsom with his lovely wife Jennifer and their 1.5 kids. Bay Area did you know that he is having a boy ? I wonder if he will come out looking like Gavin with ultra white teeth and thick slicked black hair ? Hmmm...mini Gavin ?
Dear Delta Airlines: Thank you for making my flight home from SLC pleasant without turbulence. I made a new friend as well..Shal is not happy. Anyway, I can't believe that I can't use the 1st Class Bathroom..is it really nicer than Economy ?
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