Dear Universe: Sorry that Human Beings are destroying our planet. I am thinking that all the snow and flooding is not due to "regular normal climate" ....so when will humans decide to stop destroying the earth ? If it's a marketing/myth ....it's been marketed far too many years.
Dear Economist and Foreign Affairs Magazines: I am sorry , but unfortunately at this time I am unable to read your fabulous articles. I am in the midst of staging my home for a huge move and I have too much crap to get rid of and decor to purchase. Family first and then international news, politics and economy.
Dear President Obama: I am so happy and delighted that I voted for you. I am sorry that you were put in such a bad economic situation. T says it was not necessarily former President Bush that put you in this place we are today. It is due to all the presidents in the past. Thank you so much for intense heart warming and diplomatic speech last night. I am so shocked and truly upset about the shootings in Arizona. My heart goes out to the families that lost loved ones. Also, to those who had to witness such a horrible crime. Society does have to change and we all do have to be better people. Amen Mr. Obama !
Dear T: Things here at home have not really been that bad. Yesterday, not a lot was spilled nor destroyed. The list of things to do here are totally insane. The things that must be packed and touched up and purchased are a mile long. Somehow and some way I am going to pull through this like the bad self momma that I am. " I can do hard things" is my mantra today !!
Dear author of : The Book of Household Management : Okay, you are dead. If you are not dead well....I feel bad for you because you should be dead. In fact, you could possibly be the oldest human being on earth. I did enjoy your book. I am a bit peeved that although your book is free on Kindle it contains no table of contents. So, I had to slide through tons and tons of recipes and paragraphs about different fowls, fishes and birds of the UK and how to prepare them. You would be surprised about how little people eat fowls other than chicken and turkey. I just found your book amusing and bizarre. I need to write one about today's society. I think only the Queen of England has a footman and 200 other servants. I do all of that and more. In fact, I think I might go out and polish my carriage today...since it is not raining.
Dear Gavin Newsom: I thought about you yesterday. I generally don't think about you on a daily basis. I keep my thoughts to a minimum these days. Anyway, so since Jennifer is no longer the first lady of San Francisco...then what is she ? The First Lady of the Lt. Governor of California ?
Dear S: Yes, I am totally pissed off about last night. Last night I could have made two GBFF's and spent a lovely evening with the birthday girl in Berkeley and Chez Panisse . It would have been her treat ! Well I guess I can not blame you with your father gone. Next time...we can get Grandpa.
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Gretchie....you are definitely FUN to read. I really enjoy the way things roll off your brain and onto your blog.
Yes, I know, but apparently, people just want to read about my self esteem issues, The Kings Speech and those have shattered my dreams....goodness gracious...how am I going to top those !!!
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