Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Notes to the Gretchieverse

Dear Uncle Jack: I am very impressed and delighted in your recovery !! You are one amazing Uncle !!

Dear Cuz JM: Fantastic talking to you yesterday ! I'll need to visit you in Canada !

Dear T: Things are going well here, despite Sarah's stomachache I think I actually slept quite well last night.

Dear Momma Mia: I am counting on you to take me to Germany next year ? I am craving Koffee and Kuchen from Cron and Lanz !  They even have a website !!

Dear Alikona: I am sorry that I don't have a parenting book for you....but I understand that 123 Magic is really good. My kids are perfect, so I don't need to read books.
Did you ever think going salt and pepper ?

Dear Gavin Newsom: Dude ...where are you ? So, what exactly does being Lt. Governor entail ? Is it interesting ? Do you miss the limelight ?

Westboro Baptist Church: You don't even deserve a "Dear". Why don't you do something more constructive like...like ending world famine or global warming ? Yet, I don't think you would have the intelligence to do so...

Dear Uma: Please don't give up on me visiting India. It's going to happen, just not this year :(

Dear Katy Perry: I love your music, but if I listen to " California Gurls" one more time...I think I am going to lose it.

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