Dear M: Yes I am fully aware that I was not at church on Sunday. That does not mean I am never going again. I just had plans. Plans that were not as important as Jesus, but important plans never the less.
Dear Stacey: Where are you this wonderful holiday season ? Are you in Tahoe ? S was crying Gretchmas because she really wants to go to Tahoe. Can you take her ? Please ? I'll buy you anything from Kate Spade :) Well...anything that is reasonable.
Dear Skype: Yes, I finally deleted you. In fact, I totally deleted you. Like Gretchie's account is no moh. Do I feel liberated ? Do I feel a burden lifted from my shoulders ? Well I essentially got you back to talk to Karin in Macedonia and T when he moves to Georgia. You know though...there is always google talk. Did you know Macedonia has a really cool flag ?
Dear T: Thank you much for Gretchmas. I hope you had a very Happy Birthday. I am sorry it was not as special as mine, but still special. Thank you much for the subscription to "The Economist". I just feel more intelligent knowing that I subscribe to it now. Roxy and I are going to start an Economist Club. When we read the articles and talk about them. I am just assuming Roxy will tell me what they all mean. Since, I suffer through every article. Who knows one day I might be way smart and get a super killer job....in Europe !!
Dear London: I still miss you ! I know you are freezing cold. I know that many businesses have shut down because of your snow. I am feeling bad for Mrs. F. I miss her and I wish I could be there for her to help her with the snow. Well, blame it on Global Warming and call it a day.
Dear NYC and the rest of the East Coast: Blame it on Global Warming, call it a day, and then do something about it !!
Dear Gavin Newsom: Are you getting ready to move ? Is Jennifer and Montana excited ? Are you going to miss San Francisco ? I know I am going to miss San Francisco. Just wait until summertime. When we are living in 100 plus weather. You and your family are always welcome to come out to Georgia and visit us. Then again you can always come and just visit me. I am going to be pretty lonely for 3 years+. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay as Lieutenant Governor. Remember I voted for you , so you better do a damn good job !
Dear L: Thank you much for your kind words two days ago. I am afraid though that I am not that special of a person. If you put me in an American Embassy ....then THEN I will be a special person ! Anyway, I am sure that after I move you'll be hearing more from me than ever before. Remember my name :FAME !
Dear Mr. Assange: Yes, people in America are really really REALLY upset at you. Yes, they might even be planning a smear campaign...I have no idea because I live in a bubble. Are you surprised ? Did you think that you would be able to provide all that information and not get into trouble ? Did you think about this before doing it ? Was there a plan in action ? Sorry you are wearing an ankle band and living in a compound/mansion in England. Truly, my heart bleeds for you. Hope it weighs 3 stone.
Dear Mom: Thank you once again for the lovely iPad. You have yet to add my as a friend on Words with Friends ? What up with that ??
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