1) Mr. Assange: Do you know how much trouble you are in ? Do you think you are really being arrested for sexual misconduct ? Truly I thought well..these cables can't be that bad. Recently I have to say you have gone a little too far on this one.
2) Miss S- Are you aware in this home you are in more trouble than Mr. Assange. Do you realize when you get home from school today that you will be working harder than you have ever have in your entire 10 years on this earth ? Will you ever put off such an important project ever again ? Promise me you will never do this again.
3) Lenore how do you do it ? How am I going to do it starting in January ?
4) Alice thank you for contaminating my home with fleas. Could you just work on one form of destruction at a time. I don't have time for multiple damage. Actually, this time of the year....I don't have any time.
5) Dear Jesus: I don't like your birthday celebration. I thought you were born in Spring ? Do you even care if we celebrate your birthday ? Do you have a tree and gifts in heaven ? Why don't you tell people to stop making such a big deal about it and just have cake and ice cream ? I could even handle a pizza party at Chuck E Cheese :)
6) Dear Georgia: I keep telling people I am moving in 6 months, but I am in total denial of this. I am just struggling day to day. So, when I arrive and I am crying and sweating and swearing like a sailor...will you forgive me and be nice ?
7) Dear E&A: Thank you for wearing the clothes that I bought you. You are looking less and less homeless on a daily basis. In January make my life easy, so I don't have to check myself into Shutter Island.
8) Dear Shal and Little F thank you much for last night. Tortilla Soup was cute.
9) Dear Mercedez Benz dream car....the reality is you are always just going to be a dream car. Just like all the other dreams in my life...I will survive !!
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