Dear Audrey,
When I told you that "Tide" was used to clean clothes....why did you then grab scoop behind my back and put it on the stove burner ?
Your Mother
Dear Sarah,
This is your new phone. Yes, it was free and yes it is only 10 dollars a month. I just would really not like to see you driving your bike around the neighborhood talking on the phone. You may also not throw it out of a tree on to the ground or take it into the creek. Just because your friends do it ...does not give you the right to do it.
Your Mother
Dear Melissa,
Thank you for your willingness to shear my sheep.
Dear New BFF,
It was fun eating chocolate cake with you. I am so glad that we were able to witness our twins wreaking havoc in my Barbie Townhouse.
Dear Tom,
Um were we not supposed to get floors ???? What is up your butt ? Get with the program !!
Dear Cheryl and Shalini,
Thank you for introducing me to your cleaning lady.....she is coming in 15 minutes and I am delighted !!
Dear Uma,
Thank you for teaching me how to knit. Now what will I knit after the scarf ?
Dear Adam,
I'm very sorry if you feel that nobody has an excuse to be overweight. Really I think you should talk to mothers of twins, triplets or mothers with more than two kids. It's not easy....being a single 40 year old man with nobody else to take care of other than yourself...you should really keep our mouth shut. Spend a week here and maybe you will change your mind.
Dear Alison,
Happy Birthday to your beautiful twins !!! I hope they are lazy and don't cause you any trouble.
Your Sister
Dear Jane,
You asked about Joyful Noise...if I could LIST the lovely quotes from Miss Ginny this week.....
Dear Momma Mia,
I will miss you this Easter. We just have to be very grateful that Tom has a job.
6 comments:
Your sister's twins are ONE already?? Wow. Happy Birthday to them.
And I'm not sure who this Adam is but he sounds like a shallow self-centered jerk. Don't waste any time or energy on him. He's not worth it.
Stopping by to say hi. Come on over if you get a chance, I've got my first giveaway going on!
Dear Gretchie,
My pleasure.
XOXO
Melissa
I thought you were coming for Easter?:(
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What about the eggs?
Who is Adam? 40? Single? Sounds like he has more problems than just being overweight.
Happy Birthday to your sisters girls!
JAM- What the heck are you doing over here self promoting? Oh, and I better win that necklace! lol!
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