Dear Heavenly Father,
Sorry I missed Stake Conference...I'll go the next time.
Dear Girl Scouts,
I think I have eaten an entire box of thin mints throughout the day. What it is that you put in Samoa's that make them so addicting !! I don't even like coconut that much !!
Dear Sarah,
You can now say "thanks" that I sold all those boxes for you....
Dear Emma and Audrey,
I just can't describe how disgusting you made my day. Poop does not belong on the floor or in a bowl. Poop belongs in a toilet !!!
Dear Tom,
Get with the program....our carpet has written a suicide note:
Dear Cronin Family:
I am sorry to tell you this, but I can no longer take the abuse of you and your family. I don't know if it is the poop and on the floor, the gallons of juice and milk that your daughters have sprinkled with their bottles or recently the playdough. I need to be ripped up now, blessed, and taken to carpet heaven. Matches and gasoline are located in the garage if you decide to torch me.
Sincerely,
Your Carpet
Dear Laptop,
You are a useless piece of work....why have we not received a letter from you lately ?
Dear Momma Mia,
So, after you return home from Acapulco would you please you know....come and see your family in California. I know how much you hate it here....but I am rather insulted you won't come and visit ...you know...me !
Dear Hamster Viva,
I am so delighted that you have lived as long as you have. You are very cute and haven't bit anyone yet...unlike some chimps that we know....
Dear New York Post,
Really !
Dear Oscar Mayer Wiener Peoples:
The awards ceremony was left much to be desired. The musical numbers were horrible, the script writing was horrible. I did enjoy the former winners talking to those who were nominated. Did I miss the tributes ?
Dear Slum Dog Millionaire Peoples:
I am so glad you got 8 awards ! Your movie was most fantastic !
Dear Sean Penn,
Your speech was unforgettable !
Dear Veronica or Melissa....could one of you please PLEASE PLEASE do my hair on Saturday night if I have to go to the auction. PLEASE
Sorry this is boring...its been boring times my friends !
3 comments:
I would love to! Call me.
Is life ever boring? I don't think so.
How I love your carpet suicide note. I have to say, I may not enjoy reading your blog as much if I can't hear about the carpet!!
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