Random Notes to the Universe January 09

Dear Audrey,
Thank you for referring the mop to "that's mommies" and I am sure you regard all of our household cleaning products as that as well.
Dear Emma,
I am sad the day has come when you are able to unlock all of the doors from the outside. Was I shocked you broke into Sarah's room and dumped purple paint all over her carpet ? No, not really...
Dear Emma and Audrey,
I have discovered your "hideout of naughtiness" it is behind the gigantic recliner of our family room. You will have noticed that I moved it yesterday....when I discovered MY Christmas Candy wrappers and Christmas activity sheets eaten and destroyed.
Also, the sink in your pretend kitchen...you are supposed to pretend to play with water...not use real water from mommies sink. That water...is "mommies water".
Also, toothpaste is not a food....
Dear Sarah,
Please inform your friends...yes it is an I-Phone, but it was cheap, last years version, and you can not use it as a phone.....
Dear Tom,
When I come in the house with a gallon of milk....and its about to drip all over the floor, and I yell to you "Tom I need help now" and you say " Hold on, I need to pause my game...I just don't know how to pause it" and then I repeat " I can not do anything until you help me" and still you are complaining you can't help me until you can pause Mario Kart. Please forget the ****ing game and help me. It's going to be okay if you lose the game. It was more painful than hearing Sarah saying " One Second Mom....just one second".
Sarah,
Do you know how long an actual second is ?
Dear Krisitin,
Where are you ? Please don't tell me you are too fat to come over....you still are not fat.
Dearest Alikona,
Um...Lucky Winner
I mean I am totally jealous of you....but tomorrow Tom is installing a soda machine into our kitchen counter....
Dear I-Phone,
I love you I love you I love you !
Dear Google,
I am very much creeped out to know about your "street view" option using Google Maps...if Google Earth wasn't enough . Now I can see all the houses I lived in San Ramon which have gone WT.
Dear BFF,
I am looking forward to Tuesdays at 2 !! Yippy !!
Dear Sister of BFF,
You can come too if you want :)