Dear Alison,
I have decided to ship my kids to you via Fed Ex...they will arrive on Monday. I packed their blankets. Just be grateful I don't have 14 kids ....like the crazy lady that gave birth to octuplets.
Dear Sarah,
Sorry I had to bust you for not reading in front of your teacher. That is exactly what will happen the rest of your life. It is my job as a mother to embarrass you. When you get older...I'll show up at your school wearing polyester knit pants :) You are going to love me !! Listen to your mother !
Dear Max,
Thank you for being such an honest nephew !
Dear Tom and Sarah,
I am sorry that I bought the Wii. I am now tempted to throw the Wii in the swimming pool. I feel like it's sorta some Willy Wonka thing where you have been sucked up into the game and you are never coming out.
Dear Obama,
I love you ! I love you ! I love you !
Dear Bittersweet Cafe,
I love you ! I love you ! I love you ! I also love your $25 dollar Obama chocolate head.....how would I be able to save that ?
Dear Stacey,
Um...have you given up on trying to stay away from Diet Coke ? What about Diet Pepsi ? What happened to your t-shirt ? What are you drinking in your pellet ice ?
Dear Lenore,
I am so sorry that I will not be able to participate in your lip sync contest. I very much enjoyed watching your family (especially the masked ones). I unfortunately do not own a mask, or a Beyonce CD :( That is one crazy video girlfriend !!!
Dear Carpet,
Your days are numbered....you will not out live this flippin' laptop !
Dear Laptop,
I am throwing you into the pool with the wii....going on up to the spirit of the sky baby !!!
Dear Tomorrow,
Make it happen....20 little kids in this Barbie Townhouse....I am an idiot !!!
2 comments:
Dear Gretchen, I forgot to tell, I'm going out of town next week. You better stop shipment of the girls.
You were missed. But I was totally available to film you shakin it. Live in fear, I just might show up with my camera. Late entries accepted.
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