Poison Control......

So, tonight I come home from Shalini's ornament and cookie exchange and Tom informs we we have a lot to look forward in the next few days. I am wondering...what could it possibly be ? Something happened for free ? He is buying a car (so we can have two) ? Is he installing pergo floors to replace our crappy carpet ? He is buying me a laptop ? Nope...he just informed me ( note to self...never get that excited about anything until it is reveled) that Emma and Audrey had gotten into my fiber pills (they taste like orange). So, we have to look forward to a crappy two or three days...

So, Tom informed me that he had called Poison Control about it. It brought me back to all the other times we have called Poison Control. Do they have a record of us ? Do they know our kids by name ? Are social services going to come over and check if our barbie town house is child safe ? The last time I called is when one of the girls sprayed Clorox Clean Up in her mouth. One of the twins walked into Kristin's house and we smelled bleach on her. I have no idea why in the heck I was so lazy, but Monica walked over to see what she had gotten into. Well, I was happy to hear she didn't find anything. Well, that can be disturbing too. So, I went under the sink and found the door to be unlocked. It has one of those POWERFUL magnet locks on the doors. Okay, I can't even open those doors the first time. They are amazing. Anyway, it had been left open....Audrey or Emma must have just sprayed a little in their mouths...found it disgusting and put it away. I am sure it killed all the germs and bacteria in her mouth :)