Notes to the Universe...

Dear Mother Nature,
I give you two winters in Danville. If it snows two years in a row...I am calling it Global Warming. Could it be possible for a snow day ?
Dear Emma and Audrey,
I can hear you screaming upstairs...could you two stop fighting ? Could you also stop throwing gum on the floor (stolen gum) ?
Dear Emma,
Okay, it was cute....it was really REALLY cute yesterday when you put your hand up in the air, looked at me and swore that you would play on the table with your play dough. I mean it really appeared as if you were promising me that you were NOT going to take it into the living room and embedded it into my carpet....how does one remove play dough from carpet....especially since it is black carpet ?
Dear BFF ! OH MY GOSH !! I AM SO FLIPPIN EXCITED !! NO MORE JJ ! No more webbing ! No more BORING lectures!! No more crazy people and dysfunctional teenagers ! YAHOO !! Um...who are we going to make fun of now ?
Dear Tom,
Thank you for putting the bathroom door back on the bathroom....now let me be able to thank you for a new lap top and new flooring !
Dearest Sarah,
That is your LAST slumber party in a REALLY REALLY REALLY long time :)

Dear Carpet....is it possible for you to commit suicide ? How could I arrange that ? I mean something other than fire ?

Dear Kristin,
Sorry you still don't look fat ! Thank you for helping me last night :) I love you...don't ever leave me EVER ! Unless Brooke moves in next door ;)

Dear Alison,
I am just including you because you are my sister....

Dear Mom,
I am including you too...just because you are my mother.....

Note to self....it's almost over...it's almost over...it's almost over....spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does....