Dear Audrey
thank you so much for peeing in the potty. Next time though, could you put your pee into the toilet instead of dumping it on the carpet. Oh and by the way....please don't poop on the floor . Well, you father is grateful that you pooped on the hardwood floor...but still....as you would say Audrey" That's Disgusting" !
Dear Emma,
The toilet water is not used to wash your hair, your hands, or any other part of your body. It is however used to poop and pee in...you might try that....
Dear Sarah,
It was fun shopping with you at 6 am at Target. However, I was not able to purchase anything for you. Next year...you are staying home. Well, next year I am staying home as well....
Dear Survey Co,
I keep taking your survey's day after day...I am using the secret...so far..no grand prize !
Dear "The Secret",
I am not a size 6, we do not own a larger home in the Gold Coast of Alameda, and I have not won 25,000 taking all these survey's. This is why....you are kept a secret.
Dear Biz,
Loved dinner last night ! It was wunderbar !
Dear Tom,
Thanks for getting out the tree !!
Dear BFF,
Come over and please help me with my webbing :)
Dear Body,
I am so flipping tired. Sorry I woke your big ass at 5:30....Target was not worth it !
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