Dear Lap Top ... Will you ever kick the bucket ? Bite the dust ? Tom has figured out a way to charge you upside down...will I be using you upside down as well? Tom says we can't afford to replace you right now...um....is "crap" a bad word?
Dear Audrey.. I am so glad you are able to blow your nose. So how about showing me how YOU can poop in a toilet ! Also, could you stop blaming everything on Emma? I ask who did this ..who has poop...who want to take a bath...who wants to go to school...and you don't say "No" anymore...you say "Emma" ! Poor Emma !
Dear Emma....Can you show me you can poop in the toilet as well ? Can you stop writing with markers and crayons on your new bunk bed, walls and floors ?
Dear Tom....Thank you for your Christmas Gift....now go buy yourself a laptop and a brand new car....go ahead.no really....I DARE you !
Dear Shalini....First you are mean to me, then you are not mean, then we plan on having our own dinner nights and then you go and break your leg. Now, I have to make dinner for my family on Thursday. I can't wait to see the scars from your surgery. You realize if you were a Mormon.things like that would never happen to you. Plus, if you do join the Mormon Church..they pay me like $100.
Dear NO on Prop 8 peoples...I know many of you are not gay. I have never had problems with people who are gay...ever. I know some of you are straight as well. I just don't understand..why are you picking on Mormons and harassing people ? It just makes you look REALLY REALLY bad.
Dear Sarah...If you say " Just one second" one more time....
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It makes me feel good to know that as moms, we face the same dilemmas, problems, and discouragements. Kids will be kids and life doesn't always give us a fair shake. That's just how it is. Hang in there!
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