Dear Back: Please get better...I have too much housework to do ! I have to change diapers on Wednesday !
Dear Carpet: I have a feeling that so much has spilled on you....that you will self combust. So, I think that I won't set you on fire.
Dear Sarah: Could you find your fairy book ? I don't want to pay the librarian $9 for a $5 book.
Dear Momma Mia: Is it vain to ....you know...be proud I baked a pumpkin and made pumpkin bread and muffins out of it ?
Dear Emma and Audrey: Leave the carpet alone ! Emma why do you dump crayons on the floor when we tell you not to ? Then you jump on them ? Why do you color on the table and on your body ? Are you a creative artist in disguse or are you simply evil and driving me insane ?
Dear AT&T: Could you send my husband to somewhere closer ?
Dear Sister Brandi: You made me do the most difficult thing I have ever had to do. You forced me to do something that was outside my shell. Thank you ;)
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