Dear Audrey and Emma,
You are driving me nuts...I now know what my father meant by "putting us in cages" , "putting coat hooks on our floor" and "playing on the 580/680 freeway".
Dear Dad,
I know you are looking down from heaven laughing at me....it's not funny.
Dear Sarah,
Um..could you like Do your homework and study for your spelling tests ?
Dear Subconscious mind,
What is up with all the crazy dreams ? Is this really what a mid life crisis is ? Do I need to have an affair with David Tennant, buy a sports car, and destroy all the mirrors in my home ? I mean really why should I feel old ! I have two two year old :)
Dear Miss G,
You keep on walking by me at work and yelling at me. Is it that everything I do is wrong or you just having a crappy day ?
Dear Alison,
Come here for Thanksgiving....having 5 kids is not an excuse.
2 comments:
Gretchen, having 5 kids is an excellent excuse.
I really love your notes to the universe. And I'm sorry for being me today :). Did Kristin tell you about my drive? And how I pulled 3 all-nights this week? And how I hit a construction barrel and ripped my side mirror off? And how my eye crossed and I saw double vision from 2 am until i took a nap in ty's bed? Yeah, it was a good day.
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