Dear Audrey why did not tell me your arm was broken ? I must have asked you 4000 times...and every time you answered you said "No" ?...ooooohhhhh that's right you're 2.
Dear Hormones....I hate you....I hate you..oh did I mention...I hate you ?
Dear Ikea I love your meatballs and Lingonberry Jam. I do not like that you can't sell anything in a standard size. Now we have to go back to you and return our toddler bed. Although, I have to admit that I love your as is department.
Dear Tom Thank you for going to school on Thursday and leaving me with three very tired girls and a strained ankle at John Muir Hospital. You are going to pay....when you hurt your legs :)
Dear Heavenly Father You have blessed me with twins...all they do is whine....sleep in my bed so I can't sleep and now they are spitting. So, could you make them three tomorrow ? Could you make it January 18th ? I promise not to complain about my wrinkles during this time warp.
Speaking of birthday's Dear Tom, Momma Mia, Alison, Sarah, Emma, Audrey, Kristin, my new BFF, and Monica. My birthday is on October 22nd . Please feel free to throw me a surprise party. I'll provide you a list later of the guests that I want to attend. No, Josh is not invited. Oh and as far as gifts...well I will give you a list of that later.
Dear Audrey...you have poop...don't lie to me I can smell it !!!!!
Dear Kitchen I promise you before the Messiah comes...I will clean you, set you on fire, and walk away, thus I will never have to clean you again :)
Dear Mother Nature,
As Aine would say....like we TOTALLY need rain ! It will keep Justus and Jake away from Molly, Ty, and the rest of the kids around here.
Dear Cookie,
Our lives are going to suck for the next three months...so hang on tight. We are going to be licking saltine crackers and drinking diet coke for a long long long time !!
2 comments:
You better get to workin' on that birthday list!
wow, luv, i'm soo honored and deeply moved that you included me in one of your 'universe notes!'...i think this is one of my favorite things on your blog...it's hard to decide cause i love them all, but these are just so darn creative! you're the best girl! i saw your madre a couple weeks ago and got to sit by her at mike's wedding dinner...loved my time with her...we talked about you, made me miss you even more!
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