Dear Alison, Kristin, Monica and Tom : Despite the fact you never threw me a surprise party...I still had a wonderful birthday. Next year...please don't feed me, or give me flowers, or candy. Just give me Diet Coke and Friendship :)
Dear Tom: Thank you for the flowers and the Mudd Pie. Don't feel bad because Shelley and Jean beat you to the chase !
Dear Shannon: Thank you for the cupcakes. I am sorry that I melted them in the oven and set your pretty pink box in flames. I will buy a Cupcake Storage unit for next years treats. They are really yummy and as Sarah said "They're extra special". The chocolate gravy you gave me...it's looking too good for words !
Dear Kristin: Thank you for watching my girls for 15 minutes. It saved their lives and mine. Thank you for the 12 pack of Diet Coke. We drank it in two days ! That also saved my life !
Dear Carrie: Thank you for saving my life on Oct 22ND. I was praying for a Diet Coke and Gum.
Dear Taressa and Jen: Thank you so much for planning our birthday dessert at Sideboards ! You invited some of my most favorite people !! Sorry Stacey couldn't make it !
Dear Marilyn, Shaw and Shalini: Thank you so much for taking me to Sideboards for my birthday ! I loved my Salad (sooo yummy) and my Ginger Cake ! I just luv ya ! Shaw my kids are diggin the witch !
Dear Mom: Thank you for the moolah...I am saving it for a rainy day or if Tom leaves me for LA
Dear Heavenly Father: Please don't make Tom go to LA. Think of the lives of my children, the criminal record I could obtain, think of Kristin and Monica !!
Dear Mother Nature: Rain Rain Rain....did I mention RAIN PLEASE !!
Dear Carpet in my Family Room: I am so sorry...if you were alive I would have been arrested years ago. I know how much you hate juice, milk, water and diet coke. I hope someday (maybe tax time) we will able to put you out of your misery. I will ask Tom to clean you next weekend....
Dear Sarah: Homework is not an option, Soccer Practice and games are not an option, Whipped Cream was not made to squirt into your mouth or dump your apples into, Mudd Pie is not a part of the pyramid of foods you should be eating. The carpet told me today..it doesn't like your smelly socks and shoes.
Dear Emma and Audrey: Although your pictures were addressed to Emmmma and Audrey Crown they still turned out adorable I am glad you smiled instead of taking mugshots this year.
Dear Jenn: Thankie for Dinner last night I was so much fun getting to know your family. You have cute kids and a swell husband ! Next time you need to come over here and join us in our commune festivals of pure insanity and earthquakes ;)
Dear BFF : Where in the "Shut the front door" are you ?
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I'm right here!!!!!
In case it makes you feel any better I didn't get a surprise party either. Of course I did get a surprise (from Troy) although I had to wait four days to get it, lol!
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