I always complain about how my sister writes such funny blogs. I was complaining about all the things that happened today and she told me "Gretchen, that's blogworthy"....so voila aujourdhui
Tom left at 5:30 am and this is what happened after he left...not in order
Emma pulled her diaper off and the poop went on the floor
Audrey peed on Kristin's carpet
Audrey peed on my kitchen floor
Audrey threw up on my clean clothes
Emma and Audrey took a box of organic chocolate milk and smeared it on our ottoman ( you should NEVER EVER touch my ottoman)
I spilled three glasses of diet coke
Audrey and Emma flooded the bathroom with tub water
Audrey choked on tub water
Sarah left a TV tray on the ground
Audrey knocked it over
Emma got her finger caught in the TV tray legs and her poor finger bled :(
Tomorrow is my first test...um...I learned about it last night....
Our skies are grey because of all the fires and it smells of smoke.
Oh and our DVR is broken and I can't watch my reruns of "Ryan's Hope"....that is worse than lost Diet Coke !!! and no Caillou on Demand !
Oh and I forgot to add.... I was reprimanding Emma for scribbling with pencil on the the bathroom door....Audrey grabbed a pencil and started scribbling on the bathroom door as well.
3 comments:
WOW. That's all I can say. WOW.
lol! Oh Gretchen, you should have come to the pool with us today.:)
You forgot to mention that you can't watch Caliou on Demand because the DVR is broken.
Also, all this stuff happened because you've gone green.
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