This is the address of the mean old hag that lives across the way. You know the lady who would destroy anything that landed on her property because she's a miserable human being ? Yes, that would be the lady across the way. I don't even know her name...she hasn't bothered to introduce herself in the 5 years we have lived in our ghetto town homes. Her daughter lives with her and apparently has a mental illness.
This past summer we were outside . It was warm and the kids were running in the courtyard in their pj's. It would have been better if we had fireflies. So, crazy old lady's daughter opens her window and screams profanities at our children and then slams the window. This of course has happened several times. I always scream at the children "be quiet or the sick crazy lady will get mad". I am not one for confrontation, but I can scream at a closed window.
My neighbor Kristin and I leave a variety of children's toys in our front yard for the kids to play with. Our kids love to play outside. In fact, all of the kids play out in front of our town homes. They put on Hannah Montana Shows, Circus Acts, Picnics, and we turn on the sprinklers in the summer. So, in our monthly town home newsletter there is a paragraph about "toys being left on the lawn". It was a direct attack on Kristin and I !! I was just pissed ! She even took the newsletter circled the article and attempted to tape in between our town homes ! Is she just not pesky?
So, she went out front with a garbage bag and started picking up garbage, sticks and toys and throwing into her garbage bag. She informed Ty ( 4 years old) that she was going to call the police. So, Kristin ran over there trying to save the cones that she was throwing away and informed Kristin that she was on private property.....we live in town homes...there is no private property out front. Anyway, the argument went on and on outside ...I just got out of the shower. I always miss these events due to lack of clothes !!! So, anyway she told us a few rotten things. She told us that her psycho daughter works during the night and sleeps during the day and we need to respect her sleep (whatever) that our kids are too loud during the day ( whatever) that we need to be responsible for our children (whatever) and Why don't we just take our kids to a park to play and scream ( Yes, this is when I made it outside and I wanted to KILL HER). She doesn't know our names, she doesn't know whose kids are whose kids, she doesn't know I have twins, she OBVIOUSLY lacks brain cells. We told her if she moved to a retirement community that she would find peace and joy without children. I am calling the homeowners association on her if she harasses us again. Her next door neighbor told her that her backyard smells of "shit and piss" from her cats and she needs to clean it up. She's a crazy cat lady too !!!!
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This is hilarious!!! I just heard about this from Kristin, and I like your rendition of it. Oh dang, I wish I had been there. I have no problem with confrontation, especially if she's threatening my Ty!!
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